All Praise Seitan!

The last time I made seitan was over two decades ago. I had never heard of the stuff before. Seitan was years away from appearing in American stores, even in health food stores. While in a suburban supermarket I picked up a copy of a then cutting edge book on vegetarian eating called “Eating For The Eighties”. I enjoyed the book, so when I found another book by the same husband and wife team in my public library I checked it out. That book described seitan and had a recipe for making it from scratch.

Seitan is wheat gluten. Gluten is the protein in wheat. You get gluten by making wheat flour into dough and kneading the dough in a pot of water until you have squished out all of the starch, leaving only the sinewy protein. The sinewy protein bears a striking resemblance to meat.

So, I made the dough and sat down in the morning with a saucepan of water. It took me all day long to reach the point that when I squeezed the dough no more white starch came out into the water. I wasn’t ready to being cooking the seitan until dinner time. The results looked amazingly like “London Broil” , didn’t taste anything like it, though it didn’t taste bad and it had the rubbery texture of basic seitan that hasn’t been dressed up in a more elaborate recipe.

Making seitan from ordinary flour was a good experience. It gave me a sense of how hard people had to work in the distant past just to eat. It literally took me all day to make.

Well, in the year 2011 I can buy “vital wheat gluten” in the baking section of my local supermarket. Vital wheat gluten is wheat flour with the starch already removed for you. You can use vital wheat gluten to make seitan in fraction of the time it takes to make seitan from scratch. Hours and hours of kneading are no longer required.

I made this incredible recipe last night. It came out even better looking than the borrowed picture above. It took me about 20 minutes of preparation time, before I was free for an hour and half while it cooked.

The seitan roll I got fresh out of the oven was very similar to the spicy Tofurkey Kielbasa you can get in stores. The vital wheat gluten flour for the recipe cost me a little bit over $3. I had most of the other ingredients already, as I think many vegans would.

I was amazed how tasty it was and I was amazed how easy it was to make:

Dry Ingredients:

  • 1.5 cups vital wheat gluten
  • 1/4 cup nutritional yeast
  • 2 tsp paprika
  • 1 tsp salt ( I left this out )
  • 1/4 tsp cinnamon
  • 1/4 tsp cumin ( I couldn’t find mine and left this out )
  • 1-2 tsp black pepper ( I accidentally used tablespoons, it still came out okay )
  • 1/8 tsp cayenne pepper ( I used 1/4 tsp )
  • 1/8 tsp allspice (I used 1/4 tsp)

Wet Ingredients:

  • 3/4 cup cold water
  • 4 tbsp tomato paste
  • 1 tbsp ketchup
  • 2 tbsp olive oil (I used canola oil)
  • 2 tbsp vegan Worcestershire sauce (I used Bragg’s soy sauce instead)
  • 1-3 cloves garlic, crushed

Directions:

  1. Preheat your oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit
  2. Combine the dry and wet ingredients in separate mixing bowls
  3. Mix the ingredients in each bowl well
  4. Add the wet ingredients to the dry ingredients, mix well
  5. Knead the dough for about 4 minutes
  6. Shape the dough into a log about 6 – 8 inches long
  7. Wrap the log in foil, twisting the ends closed
  8. Put the log into the oven for 90 minutes
  9. Unwrap the log and let it cool completely
  10. Store the log in the foil or in plastic, inside of a refrigerator

Book Review: “A Guide To Personal Happiness”

picture of the book

“A Guide To Personal Happiness” by Dr. Albert Ellis and Irving M. Becker
Publisher: Wilshire Book Company (April 1983)
ISBN-10: 0879803959
ISBN-13: 978-0879803957

Dr. Albert Ellis invented REBT ( Rational Emotive Behavioral Therapy ) from which Cognitive Therapy was invented. Cognitive therapy is based on the belief that emotions are caused by thoughts. If you think you won the lottery you feel great. If you think your best friend didn’t call you back on purpose, you feel hurt. Change your irrational beliefs and you will change your feelings.

One of the ways that Dr. Ellis’ system differs from Cognitive Therapy is that REBT holds the idea that there are 4 types of irrational thinking that every human being does, by nature. Work on getting rid of beliefs born out of these 4 types of thinking and you get rid of a lot angst for free. Of these 4 types Dr. Ellis considers “Demandism” as the root of most psychological distress. Demandism is having thoughts that demand that the reality be a certain way when it is not. These thoughts are recognized by the use of words such as “should, must, ought, must, have to, etc…”.

The book opens with a brilliant essay by Dr. Ellis on why people should put their own happiness first to get the best results for their own lives and other people. The rest of the book is filled with partial transcripts from counseling sessions demonstrating how people can reduce ( not eliminate ) their angst by identifying the irrational demands they are making and repeatedly reflecting on why reality does not have to comply to those demands.

In other words, once people accept ( not endorse ) their current situation they turn more (not all) of their energy away from being upset and turn their energy toward doing what they can about making their lives happier. I was never really sure what the head shrinkers meant by “acceptance”, but by reading the case histories in this book it dawned on me that “acceptance” is simply not having a strong emotional reaction every time you look at a situation you don’t like.

The book is light on theory and light on jargon compared to Dr. Ellis’s other books. It seems he made it with the intent of reaching a larger crowd. Being very familiar with Dr. Ellis’ ideas I can’t say for sure if the book will work for someone not familiar with his concepts.

Dr. Ellis wrote many books over the course of his half century career. Most cover similar ground. The best book of his that you can read is the one that he coauthored with Dr. Ron Harder called “A Guide To Rational Living”. The book was revised many times so make sure get a copy of the 3rd edition with 23 chapters to get the most up to date version of his views. To get a good view of what Dr. Ellis considered to be the most important concepts I would start reading that book at chapter 20, finish it and then start over from the beginning.