Let Me Google That For You

In the early days when the internet was mostly email lists and Usenet groups there was a common response to a painfully obvious question already covered well elsewhere:

RTFM – Read The Fucking Manual

The trouble was in those days the manuals were not found in obvious places and were often written by authors who assumed a readership well versed in the subject. In other words, if you could find, understand and use the manual,  you didn’t need the manual.

Well, these days there is a better manual. It is called Google.

You may not get the right answer, but you often will if you simply type your question into it. It is amazing.

You will also get your answers far more quickly than if you post your question to an email list, a Usenet group ( still around ) or a web forum. I think people are just in the habit of not thinking to go to Google first.

Well, now there is a — dare I say, “gentle” and funny way of RTFMing….someone, now called

LMGTFY – Let Me Google That For You

  1. Go to lmgtfy.com
  2. Type the question into the box
  3. Press the search button
  4. Move your mouse pointer over the URL
  5. Press the “go” button for the hilarious……and useful result

You can copy and paste that URL into an email or a web post

Ubuntu 9.04

If after installing a new operating system on my computer I lost all audio and had to endure a bug which resulted in a persistent pop-up window, I would not normally be writing a glowing review of that OS.

I am for Ubuntu 9.04, code named “Jaunty Jackalope”.

Those things did happen to me when I upgraded from Ubuntu 8.10 to Ubuntu 9.04. It took me several days reading all sorts of cryptic crap on several sites to fix the afforementioned problems.

However, I have no regrets.

I have seen two “taking it to the next level” end user spectacles with computers. The first was the slickness of Windows 95 when it first came out. The next was seeing my friend plugging in somebody else’s video camera into his Mac laptop and having playback instantly work.

Now, the third.

Ubuntu 9.04 boots in 15 seconds on my computer.

You read that right, 15 seconds. Fifteen seconds from the time I turn my computer on until I am prompted for my password.

After more than a decade of enduring agonizingly long computer start up times this is truly an amazing innovation.

The bugs I experienced aren’t guaranteed for everyone. If you are comfortable with futzing you can fix these bugs yourself with only a modicum of pain. I highly encourage you to try out the latest Ubuntu. The lightening fast boot-up time is amazing.